Lieutenant Stephen Crankershorts

Knight of The Order of Complete Light


Level 3 Fighter


Youngest Knight of the Order of Complete Light.

An absolute idiot.

Ascended through the ranks of the the King’s Royal Guard swiftly, through the judicious use of sexual manipulation on the part of his mother, Meredith Crankershorts (nee Smith). As a result, Stephen has been commanded by a long string of officers absolutely confounded by his dunderheaded-ness, but still quite certain of his need to be promoted.

Lieutenant Stephen Crankershorts

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